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Fisherman's Jokes

what is a fisherman's favorite musical instrument?

A bassinet

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife

Not made to scale

What's a fisherman's favorite video game?

COD

She was only the fisherman's daughter

But when she saw my rod, she reeled.

A magician walks up to a fisherman's booth.

The magician pulls a quarter from the fisherman's ear. The fisherman looks at the magician annoyed. The magician says can you do any better? The fisherman says sure and then pauses. The magician says annoyed "How are you going to start the trick. The fisherman just says... Pick a cod, any cod!

The sheepshank is clearly superior to the fisherman's eye

KNOT

Many years ago in an Indian city-state there lived a very poor fisherman

One day, he has an especially good haul and earned a glistening gold coin. Elated but afraid to lose it, he decided he'd hide his treasure in the kingdom's Northern wall between a crack in the bricks. He then returned home.

Months later, he find that his pockets have run dry and desperately n...

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The Tale of the Fisherman and the... Shark

A fisherman pulls up a shark. The shark start begging for his life:
"If you release me back to sea, I'll grant you a wish!".

The fisherman who has heard the "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Gold Fish" starts laughing: "You are not even a goldfish... why should I trust you?"

The s...

A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys.

When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away.

Years later, the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn't return. Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband plodding sadly up the beach.

He explain...

What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator.

Something fishy that doesn't quite add up.

What was the fisherman's favorite art style

reelism
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