A tourist is at the Sea of Galilee and is looking for a boat trip
A tourist is at the Sea of Galilee and is looking for a boat trip. He asks the boatman how much would it cost.
The boatman: 100 dollar.
The tourist: That's outrageous, it can't cost this much
The boatman: But Jesus himself walked on these waters!
The tourist: Yah,no w...
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A man was caught in a flash flood and had only a thin tree branch to hang onto to prevent him from being washed into the water. As the water became stronger and he began to tire, a motorboat appeared out of nowhere.
"Come on mate, get in," yelled the boatman.
"It's okay," the ...