My girl friend likes to FaceTime me when she’s taking a pee.

I don’t think that’s what Steve Jobs had in mind when he was talking about live streaming.

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My Girlfriend

My girlfriend knows how to drive me crazy during sex.

She will FaceTime me when she is having it.

What do you call an app for an online bukkake party?

Facetime.

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