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Eye Protection Jokes

My friend works for the telephone company, repairing fiber optic cables. I've told him he should wear eye protection when working on lit cables, because the laser energy can cause permanent eye injury.

He said he would look into it.

You can look at the solar eclipse directly

Once with your left eye, once with your right eye

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

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