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Pink Eye Jokes

Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics?

I heard he got it from Putin.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

A portrait painter is on his death bed when he asks his son to come close..

He says "Son, I'm dying. So listen closely." He sneezes on the boy's face. "I have a skin rash, dry cough, pink eye, diarrhea, headache, koplik's spots, sensitivity to light, sore throat, and/or swollen lymph nodes." Then he coughs on the boy's mouth. "So I want you to make sure that your brother...

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