This morning, I tried explaining to my dad why f(y)=y^2 is not exponential growth.

It was not e^asy.

There are two kinds of people.

Those who don't understand exponential growth and those who explain it to at least two people from the first group.


(Inspired by covid. Yeah, I know it kind of sucks but I am posting it here with hope that someone will come up with a better wording in comments).

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Drug side-effects study.

A couple blokes in a phase-II drug trial tried to convince me of a ridiculous claim that our medication made their testicles grow at a logarithmic rate, or maybe it was exponential rate? Can't remember which but, in any case, still 'pair-a-bollocks'.


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***still fin...

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Engineering pickup lines

Engineering pickup lines:

Hey babe, what's your factor of safety?

Can I use my sigma to find your tau max?

What frequency does it take to make your O-me-ga

How big does your period need to be to reduce our frequency

How about you and I go have a couple moment
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