An egoistic tourist goes on a tour of London.

Walking past an enormous building, he boasts "We have buildings 4 times the size of that where I'm from."

The tour guide replies "I'm not surprised. That's a lunatic asylum."

Egoist: A person more interested in himself...

...than in me

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists...

but I'll keep that one for myself.

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