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Escalated Jokes

That escalated quickly

### That escalated quickly

I was getting a handjob off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?"


"Years of practice," she said.


"Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed.


"No," she replied, "my dad had no arms.

I just took an escalator that sent me to the 5th floor of the building in 5 seconds.

That escalated quickly.

As a repair man, I once installed a motor too powerful in a moving stairway.

It escalated very quickly.

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