I was getting a handjob off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?"
"Years of practice," she said.
"Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed.
"No," she replied, "my dad had no arms.
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I just took an escalator that sent me to the 5th floor of the building in 5 seconds.
That escalated quickly.
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As a repair man, I once installed a motor too powerful in a moving stairway.
It escalated very quickly.
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