What is a dyslexic person's preferred alternative energy source?
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A man walks into an eco-friendly sandwich shop.
He takes a few steps in and realizes that the place smells like shit. The man asks a lady sitting down what the smell is all about.
"This place uses cow manure to power the place. It smells bad, but it does help the ecosystem."
The man is confused, but since the place has good food r...
A man finds a lamp...
A man finds a lamp lying on the beach, and when he picks it up, he is startled when a genie comes out of it. The genie intones "For granting me my freedom, sir, I will grant you one wish." The man figures that if he only gets ONE wish, he should probably use it for the greater good, and requests "Oh...