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Elaine Jokes

My close friend Elaine went to a party

dressed as an Egg and made out with a guy who was dressed as a Chicken.

A lifelong question was answered that night. It was the chicken.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Patty the Irishman was drinking at his favorite watering hole...

When George the bartender looked up, "Patty it's closing time, get yer ass home Elaine is going to have your head!"

"Oh I know, I know."

Patty got up, and immediately fell down. He crawled to the door, pulled himself up on the handle and fell through the door to the sidewalk outside. H...

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