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Egrets Jokes

The eaglets were preparing to leave the nest and fly out into the world when their grandfather happened by.

He perched on the side of the nest to wish them well.

The eaglets asked what grandfather liked to eat most. "That'd have to be salmon, or maybe trout. Oh, one day soon you'll find out!"

A granddaughter asked, "What do you usually eat?"

"Rabbits are always good, and squirrels, y...

People ask me how I feel about having never caught a heron

I tell them, "I have no egrets."

I went looking for waterbirds the other day.

No egrets.

I used to be a a heron addict, but after 6 weeks of rehab

I've got no egrets

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Do you have any to speak of?

So, there was once a man named Frank who lived in South Florida, and his life was virtually ideal. He had a beautiful wife and two kids, lived in a very nice home on the intracoastal waterway, and had a very successful yacht sales business. However, he had one problem that had plagued him his whole ...

An ornithologist reminisces about his past and says,

"I have many egrets."

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Note: this was an old tweet of mine I changed into my first original joke!

What did the Heron get tattooed on his chest?

No Egrets.

My girlfriend asked if I was sad that I had to give up my bird collection...

I told her I have no egrets.

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