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What's the name of the ceremony where really prideful Hebrews get circumcised?

The Hu-Bris

Auto-cannibalists come off as way too prideful.

They're so full of themselves.

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A Jew and an Arab walk into a bakery.

Once inside the Arab grabs three pastries and swiftly stashes them in his pocket. He then looks at the Jew with a prideful smile and says "See how sly I am?"
The Jew, being determined to crush the Arab's pride, walks up to the baker and says "If you give me a pastry I will show you a magic trick....

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