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What does a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic think about while he lies awake at night?

He is wondering if there is a dog.

What happened to the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, lazy, dumb, Reddit /jokes poster?

She stayed up all night reposting that there really isn’t an Ogd.

I'm a militant agnostic...

I don't know if there's a God and NIETHER DO YOU!

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A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Agnostic and an Atheist all walk into a restaurant...

They talk, laugh, drink and become good friends. It's not a joke, it's what happens when you're not a fucking asshole.

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins?

She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control.

Agnostic meterologist

The agnostic meteorologist wonders whether or not there is weather or not.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

You get somebody who stays up all night tutoring himself mentally over the question of whether or not there is a dog.

How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

We can never know.

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

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