Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.



My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.

I'm a militant agnostic...

I don't know if there's a God and NIETHER DO YOU!

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

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A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Agnostic and an Atheist all walk into a restaurant...

They talk, laugh, drink and become good friends. It's not a joke, it's what happens when you're not a fucking asshole.

Agnostic meterologist

The agnostic meteorologist wonders whether or not there is weather or not.

Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins?

She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

You get somebody who stays up all night tutoring himself mentally over the question of whether or not there is a dog.

How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

We can never know.

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

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