What is an insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

A buddy of mine suffers from dyslexia, paranoia and he's agnostic.

He's scared all the time wondering is there is a Dog

What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A man who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

My dad told me this joke, my apologies if it came from somewhere else.

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A Jew, a Christian, a Muslim, a Buddhist, an Agnostic and an Atheist all walk into a restaurant...

They talk, laugh, drink and become good friends. It's not a joke, it's what happens when you're not a fucking asshole.

What can the dyslexic agnostic not stop thinking about?

If dogs exist

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

You get somebody who stays up all night tutoring himself mentally over the question of whether or not there is a dog.

How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

We can never know.

Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins?

She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control.

Difference between atheists and agnostics.

Agnostics are just atheists who lack confidence.

Agnostics need a better bookkeeper

They don't know if they have a prophet or not.

A Christian, a Buddhist, an atheist, and an agnostic are on a plane

All of a sudden, the plane is about to crash, and so the passengers need to jump off due to the lack of parachutes.

The Christian jumps off first and says, "God will save me!" and God saves him.

The Buddhist then jumps off and says, "Buddha will save me!" and Buddha saves him.


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