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Eat On Jokes

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?

Nun.

What does a Redditor eat on a salad?

Blue cheese.

What do mice eat on their birthdays?

Cheesecake.

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What’s something a guy will eat on pizza that he won’t eat on pussy?

The crust.

What do printers eat on their toast?

Paper jam.

Why don’t turkeys eat on thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed!

what do you eat on a ship?

boat meal

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

What do cats eat on hot summer days?

A mice-cream cone!
Ha, ha ha

What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?

Unicorned Beef

What's the best thing to eat on a cold day?

Chili!!!

(I know the joke is bad but I came up with it when I was 5)

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

Whats the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What does a religious fisherman eat on Sunday?

Smoked Psalmon

If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one

Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.

What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

What do they eat on the set of a chick flick?

Romcomnoms

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