Eat On Jokes - 17 Hilarious Eat On Jokes

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday?

Nun.

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What does a Redditor eat on a salad?

Blue cheese.

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What do mice eat on their birthdays?

Cheesecake.

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What’s something a guy will eat on pizza that he won’t eat on pussy?

The crust.

What do printers eat on their toast?

Paper jam.

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Why don’t turkeys eat on thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed!

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what do you eat on a ship?

boat meal

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How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

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What do cats eat on hot summer days?

A mice-cream cone!
Ha, ha ha

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What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?

Unicorned Beef

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What's the best thing to eat on a cold day?

Chili!!!

(I know the joke is bad but I came up with it when I was 5)

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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

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Whats the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What does a religious fisherman eat on Sunday?

Smoked Psalmon

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If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one

Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.

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What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15?

Pot pie.

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What do they eat on the set of a chick flick?

Romcomnoms

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