UPJOKE
eatdinnersupeaterdinemanducatedinerluncheat mealgluttonbrunchdevourchewytablegobble

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays?

Nun.

What does a Redditor eat on a salad?

Blue cheese.

What do mice eat on their birthdays?

Cheesecake.

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the Porn star eat on her birthday?

Pound cake.

What do printers eat on their toast?

Paper jam.

Why don’t turkeys eat on thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed!

What do cats eat on hot summer days?

A mice-cream cone!
Ha, ha ha

what do you eat on a ship?

boat meal

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What’s something a guy will eat on pizza that he won’t eat on pussy?

The crust.

What's the best thing to eat on a cold day?

Chili!!!

(I know the joke is bad but I came up with it when I was 5)

Guess who didn’t eat on thanksgiving?

The turkey! It was already stuffed...

For almost 2 years I couldn't walk, talk, or eat on my own.

Being a baby sucked.

What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?

Unicorned Beef

How much bread can you eat on a low carb diet in India?

Naan.

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

What does a religious fisherman eat on Sunday?

Smoked Psalmon

What do they eat on the set of a chick flick?

Romcomnoms

Cooking steak...

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for t...

A Lutheran moves into a neighborhood of Roman Catholics on the first day of Lent.

That Friday, the man grills out on his patio, filling the neighborhood with the mouthwatering aroma of seared steak. All his neighbors, being practicing Catholics, are obliged to abstain from eating meat on Fridays during Lent. Needless to say, they aren't particularly happy about it. The next Frida...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.