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What does a Redditor eat on a salad?

Blue cheese.

What do mice eat on their birthdays?


What do printers eat on their toast?

Paper jam.

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?

Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

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What did the Porn star eat on her birthday?

Pound cake.

What do cats eat on hot summer days?

A mice-cream cone!
Ha, ha ha

Why don’t turkeys eat on thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed!

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What’s something a guy will eat on pizza that he won’t eat on pussy?

The crust.

What's the best thing to eat on a cold day?


(I know the joke is bad but I came up with it when I was 5)

For almost 2 years I couldn't walk, talk, or eat on my own.

Being a baby sucked.

Guess who didn’t eat on thanksgiving?

The turkey! It was already stuffed...

What do leprechauns eat on St. Patricks day?

Unicorned Beef

Whats the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?


What does a religious fisherman eat on Sunday?

Smoked Psalmon

What do they eat on the set of a chick flick?


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in a desert when their car breaks down.

Thinking quickly, the brunette decides they should all start trying to scavenge and collect supplies for the long walk to the nearest gas station.

The other two girls agree, so they begin their hunt.

The brunette grabs her knife from the car and cuts a few cacti open, hoping to col...

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