What do you get when you cross a dwarven prostitute with a drug dealer?
Hi ho!
What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?
One is a runt with a cache.
Pope and the Seven Dwarves
The Pope arrives to give a small sermon to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Shortly into the sermon, Dopey puts his hand up and asks, "Are there any dwarven nuns in Rome?"
"No", the Pope replies, and continues his service.
Not long passes and Dopey puts his hand up again and as...
3 Dwarves.....
2 nuns are walking down the street when they come across 3 of the 7 dwarves in an argument "Did Too" "DID NOT" "Did Too" "DID NOT"
After a moment, the dwarves notice the sisters and approach them
"Excuse me Sisters, do you know if there happen to be any dwarven nuns?" ...
If human smiths make tempered steel...
do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?
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