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Dwarven Jokes

Why is Dwarven music always so gloomy?

Everything is written in a miner key.

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What do you get when you cross a dwarven prostitute with a drug dealer?

Hi ho!

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Pope and the Seven Dwarves

The Pope arrives to give a small sermon to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Shortly into the sermon, Dopey puts his hand up and asks, "Are there any dwarven nuns in Rome?"

"No", the Pope replies, and continues his service.

Not long passes and Dopey puts his hand up again and as...

If human smiths make tempered steel...

do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?
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