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Heart Burn Jokes

What do heart burn chewables and formic acid have in common?

They're both ant acids.

My mate Gav overdosed on heart burn tablets

I cant believe Gav is gone.

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

I can't believe Gaviscon.

The blind date

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a few drinks he approaches the bartender, "Hey, maybe you can help me out. I've just got hit with horrible heart burn, gas and stomach cramps, but I can't leave to get anything because I'm supposed to meet my blind date here in 15 minutes and I don't w...

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself ...

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