Drink Water Jokes - 12 Hilarious Drink Water Jokes

9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda

that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan

Don't drink water while studying...

Why?

Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.

Note: My first attempt. Thanks.

Why do we drink water?

Because we can't eat it

Vegans who drink water disgust me.

That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage.

How do mansplainers drink water?

From a well, actually...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I knew someone who was so broke, he couldn’t even afford to drink water.

He was piss-poor

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did Hitler only drink water?

He didn’t like juice

You shouldn't drink water while studying.

It decreases concentration.

Why did my girlfriend drink water softener?

Because washing machines work longer with Calgon

Sometimes I drink water,

Just to surprise my liver.

I only drink water the way jesus intended it to be drunk

Like wine

Water solves so many health problems.

Want to lose weight? Drink water.

Want clearer skin? Drink water.

Suffer from migraines? Drink water.

People causing you anxiety? Drown them in water.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.