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Dries Jokes

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

What becomes more wet the more it dries?

Me after doing the dishes. I love cleaning.

A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth

The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you h...

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A little boy watches his mother as she dries off after a bath.

He points at her crotch and asks, "What's that?" The mother smirks and says, "That's where your dad hit me with an axe." The boy replies, "Got you right in the cunt, didn't he?"

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

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Four soldiers are in a public bathroom...

An American soldier steps away from the urinal, turns on the water, uses five or six pumps or soap to wash his hands and takes a big wad of paper towels to dry them. He says to the others, "in the US Army, we are taught to use what we have to to get the job done".

A German soldier backs away ...

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