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Driest Jokes

The driest, most esoteric joke I know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to...

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the driest joke you ever heard of?

Your mom's pussy

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