Professor Stephen Hawking rolled into a fancy dress shop..
"Good morning." He said to the shopkeeper, in his famous robotic voice. "It's my science department's annual Dr Who fancy dress party tonight. Would you have a Tom Baker outfit for rental?"
"I'm sorry Mr Hawking." He replied. "I just rented the last one out yesterday."
"Oh dear." artif...
Police Station: You admit having broken into the same dress shop four times. What did you steal?”
“A dress for my wife, but she made me change it three times.”
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday...
She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35,"he replied.
"I'm actually 47," t...
I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume
You just can't get the staff.
I walked into a fancy dress shop and said to the woman, "I'm going to a party tonight, and I want to go as an A4 piece of paper."
She gave me a blank look.
Facelift
Jacqueline was a very attractive woman but she was feeling a little insecure about the wrinkles that began appearing on her face once she turned 40. After trying to deal with the wrinkles using make-up for a few years, she decided to get a facelift on her 43rd birthday. She spent her savings, $10,00...
A guy asks a girl to prom...
A guy asks a girl out to prom and she says yes. Excited, the guy goes to dress shop to get a tuxedo but there is a very long line. After buying the suit he goes to buy flowers for his partner. So he gets in another very long line in the flower shop. Finally after hours of waiting he goes to prom. Af...
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