Sir Topham Hatt was wrong to make Thomas a Tank Engine. He should have made him a DPS Engine.
I'm not sure if he's noticed that Thomas hits like a freight train.
Imagine if people started calling DPs as PPs (short for profile picture)
"OMG your PP is so cute!!"
"Your PP sucks, change it asap"
"Drag and Resize your PP to fit the frame"
Bubba n' Buford II
One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the Farm to Market road in their pickup drinkin' Lone Star longnecks n' chillin' out to Bob Wills "San Antonio Rose" n' low n' behold, they come over a hilltop and there's a DPS roadblock a stoppin' folks. Thinkin' quick, Bubba pulls over to the side a the...
The Patch
Two Texas rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a DPS roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”
“Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and...
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