Dormammu Jokes - 4 Hilarious Dormammu Jokes

Dr Strange: Knock knock.

**Dormammu:** Who's there?

**Dr Strange:** Door mom.

**Dormammu:** Door mom who?

**Dr Strange:** I've come to bargain.

Knock Knock

-who’s there?

-Doorman

-Doorman who?

-Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.

Today my wife couldn't decide what to wear. She put on countless outfits just to tear them off in frustration. She made me sit though the whole process while i was like:

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

One day, John goes to his doctor for a red face

The doctor tells him "Ah, I've seen this a few times before. It must be Red Skull syndrome". John exclaims "Red skull, like the movie!? How do I stop it?. The doctor then replies "To cure Red Skull syndrome, you should spend some time doing American things such as baseball or eating burgers and your...

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