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Asgard Jokes

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Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?

Bifrosties

*holy almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys

What does the hero of Asgard have in common with most insects?

A Thor axe.

What do you call the god from Asgard that is always sneaky?

Low-key

What is the number 2 cereal on Asgard?

Loki Charms

What're the most popular cookies in Asgard?

Thoreos.

Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

What did Thor wear in the prison shower?

An Asgard

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Where are homophobes from?

Asgard

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus



Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

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Why did Thor's hurt when he fell down?

He didn't have his Asgard.

Why was the son of Odin Thor?

He sat down without his asgard

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."
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