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Did you hear that Alabama banned sex in the Doggystyle position?

They said that you should never turn your back on your family.

My wife said that there is no way that she will let me do doggystyle

But I went ahead and did behind her back anyway

My favorite position has always been doggystyle.

Now I just have to train the dog to stop barking.

Dog

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

I only lasted two minutes with my girl last night

Technically it was 14 minutes because we did it doggystyle.

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My girlfriend wanted us to do it doggystyle

Apparently, sniffing each other's butts was not what she had in mind.

So I tried to volunteer for my local soccer team, and they asked me “What’s your favourite position?”

I’d still like to know how exactly “Doggystyle” wasn’t a valid answer.

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Little Timmy is in bed and hears a noise

Its the week before Xmas, he gets out of bed and walks down the hallway to his parents room. He opens the door and he see's his Dad taking his Mom doggystyle. Dad notices Timmy, looks down, winks and says;

"Back to bed lad, theres a good boy"

And off Timmy goes...

A few days lat...

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Fuck PETA

But not doggystyle, or you'll be put down.

A newly married couple is driving the back roads in Arkansas and needed to stop for gas

They happened upon a small gas station. As they went to pay for the gas they noticed an older Native American man sitting by the door.
Just being a little silly the husband says "Howgh", and raises his hand in the air. The older man nods.
Inside the gas station they ask the teller about th...

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Yo mamma so dumb

I told her i wanted to do it doggystyle so she sat on the carpet and started licking her own pussy

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