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The Chronic Jokes

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Did you hear about the chronic masturbater that was hospitalized?

Reports say it was because of too many strokes

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Where did the chronic masturbator go for treatment?

The stroke center

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Why do the chronic masturbater's friends keep him around?

He always comes in handy.

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Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed?

He kept trying to discharge himself

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