What Do You Call A Man With Jokes - 23 Hilarious What Do You Call A Man With Jokes

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What do you call a man with a knife in each leg?

You call him a fucking ambulance!!

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What do you call a man with a small penis?

Justin

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

A. Anything you want, there's nothing he can do about it.

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What do you call a man with 15 rabbits up his bum?

Warren.

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What do you call a man with a condom over his nose?

Fuck knows.

What do you call a man with a toe made of rubber?

Roberto

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What do you call a man with leaves in his hair?

Russell

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What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?

Biased

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What do you call a man with 1 leg longer than the other?

A snipers nightmare

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What do you call a man with no penis?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t cum.

What do you call a man with a clock in his head?

I don't know, just don't ask what the time is

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What do you call a man with one leg?

Anything you want. He can't run fast enough to catch you.

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What do you call a man with his hands up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

What do you call a man with 1000 pennies?

A man with a lot of common cents.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool?

Bob.

In a pile of leaves?

Russell.

In a hole?

Doug.

On a wall?

Art.

At your front door?

Matt.

Two armless legless men in front of your window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with two planks of wood on his head?

Edward Wood.

What do you call a man with three planks of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward
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What do you call a man with no legs and a really big nose?

An amputee.

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What do you call a man with three legs?

You call him a man. His physical disability should have no bearing on how you see him. You monster.

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My friend asked me “What do you call a man with no legs?”

It’s been over two days and i’m totally stumped. Any help?

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What do you call a man with a sword and severe anxiety?

A worrier.

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What do you call a man with three feet but only ten toes?

Blessed.

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What do you call a man with 3 balls?

A juggler!

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What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass?

An Amish mechanic.

A favorite from Robin Williams

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