What do you call a cow with no legs lying in a hole? Fil
What do you call a cow with no legs lying next to a hole? Dug
What d...
What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?
Cacao
What do you call a cow with antlers?
A Moose.
(Credit to my 5 year old son. He makes dad so proud!)
What do you call a cow with no feelings?
My ex wife!
(My dad told this and I laughed to hard
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A list of puns
Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Nope. Unintended.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
A scarecrow says,...
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