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What Do You Call A Woman With Jokes

What do you call a woman with a yeast infection and a sense of humour?

A fun-gal.

Here’s 2 jokes: What do you call a woman with 1 arm and 1 leg?

Eileen


What do you call a man with no shins?



Neil

What do you call a woman with no hands and no legs?

Carrie

What do you call a woman with 10 pint glasses balanced on her head?

Beatrix

What do you call a woman with one leg

ilean

What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?

A goddamn ambulance. This is no time for jokes, there's been an assault.

What do you call a woman with iron deficiency?

Male

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What do you call a woman with a great body but an unattractive face? Butterface. What do you call a woman with a beautiful face but unattractive breasts?

Buttercups

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on a roller coaster?

>!Jocelyn!<

[OC] What do you call the mum with the most kids in the world? Maximum. What do you call a mum with just 1 child? Minimum. What do you call a woman with no kids?

Optimum.

Happy mother's day!

What do you call a woman with a toothpick stuck up her ass?

Olive

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice.

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What do you call a woman with boobs on her back?

I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with.

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