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M Do Jokes

I’m doing pretty well financially these days.

My bank just said my debt is outstanding!

There is no need to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous!

My friend from Italy was visiting & asked to use the restroom. Her English isn’t very good, so from the other room she called out, “What’s the word for what I’m doing?”

I replied 'European.'

I read “Plumbing for Dummies” twice, but I have no idea what I’m doing.

I think it’ll take a while before this sink’s in.

What do C, V, B, N and M do after work?

They hang around the space bar.

I’m doing market research for a telescope manufacturer,

I run the focus group.
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