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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why was Donkey Kongs corpse smelling?

It was beginning to DK

The body of Mario's former nemesis was found in his jungle province this morning.

It was in a state of DK.

An interesting twist on a classic. (x-post /r4chan)

http://i.imgur.com/UvBlxDK.png

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