Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

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Knock Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Door mom.

Door mom who?

Door mom who, I've come to bargain!

My dad always made me feel special because he made up knock knock jokes just for me, but I couldn't always understand them.

Last time I saw him he said:

> Knock knock

Who's there?

> You're a mountain

You're a mountain, who?

> You're a mountain to nothing, son!

Knock knock. Whos there? Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Who

Chuga Chuga Chuga Chuga Who Who?

Alllllll Aboard!

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Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"2020"



"Honey lock the fucking door."

What sea creature likes knock knock jokes?

A Knocktopus

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's There?

KNOCK KNOCK

Who's There? Who's Knocking?

KNOCK KNOCK intensifies....

Why can't I see you? Where are you hiding?

*Dies in an Earthquake*

My 4 year old daughter told me the joke today. Knock knock, who's there? Dinosaurp, Dinosaurp who?

Haha you said dinosaur poo.

Knock knock

Who's there

Axolotl

Axolotl who?

you sure do Axolotl questions.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The doorbell sales man.

Knock knock...

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?


Warm midnight falling.
Stars shining, dancing brightly.
Peaceful all at once

Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He's a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock...

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No idiot... Cows go moo!

Medical joke: Knock Knock

Who’s there?
HIPPA
HIPPA who?
I wish I could tell you

Knock knock...

Who's there?

It's Jesus... let me in!

Why?

So I can save you!

Save me from what?

From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in!

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Knock Knock..

Well shit, I just broke my phone...

Knock Knock..

Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Sherlock.

Sherlock who?

Sherlock's too cheap! I broke into your house!!

Are knock knock jokes allowed?

Knock knock...
"Who's there?"
I eat mop....

If you get an email with the subject "knock knock", dont open it.

It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna happy new year!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" Pizza. "Pizza who?"

Pete's a fucking asshole. He promised me that he would cover my shifts during this outbreak, but apparently we weren't eligible for government benefits due to some shady shit in his past. So instead of handling it like a GOOD ~~manager~~ HUMAN BEING, he decides to double up my shifts. Which, of cour...

Knock knock

Just leave it on the porch.

Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?

Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?

Cuz freedom \*rings\*

Knock knock

Who’s there?

- Coronavirus

Coronavirus wh...*cough* *cough* *cough*

Knock knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who?

Iowalotta money to the IRS.

Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Owls

- Owls who?

- Yeah, they do

Did you hear about the guy who made up the knock knock joke?

He won a "no bell" prize

Knock knock.

Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

Knock knock.

Who's there?


Ah.


Ah who?


Warewolf of London.

A comedians daughter made a new type of ''knock knock'' joke

Then she asks if he will remember her in a second

He answers ''yes''

She asks if he will remember her in a minute

He answers ''yes''

She asks if he will remember her in an hour

He answers ''yes''

She says ''knock knock''

He answers ''who's there?''...

My favorite Knock knock joke

Who's there

I fling mop

I fling mop who?

You dirty little monkey!

Knock knock

-Who is there?

-Daisy

-Daisy who?

-Daisy me rolling

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get an award.

Like no bell prize.

My son told me this joke when he was two. "Knock knock..."

"Who's there?"

"Boo."

"Boo who?"

"CHICAGO"

He's almost 13 now, so... even if you downvote me straight to Hell, this works out.

Because I can just give him a lecture over why it's all his fault, and then I will be a successful parent today.

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Knock knock

Fuck off it's lockdown

Knock knock joke I made when I was 10

A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
A: Whatsa
B: Whatsa who?
A: A tiny person who lives on a dust speck

Lame I know, but I was proud of coming up with that

knock knock

knock knock

whos there?

ya

ya who?

why are you excited?



knock knock

whos there?

woo

woo who?


why are you still so excited???

Knock Knock

Q: Who's there?
A: Control Freak.
Q: Con...
A: Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

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“Knock knock!”

“Who’s there?”
“Grandad.”
“Shit, stop the funeral.”

A quick knock knock joke

Me: Knock knock

Reddit: Who's there?

Me: Wu

Reddit: Wu, who?

Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!

Knock knock

-Who’s there

-World Health Organization

-WHO?

Knock Knock

-who’s there?

-Doorman

-Doorman who?

-Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock:

Kim Jong Un : who's there?

Karma...

Kim : (Hopefully) Reddit Karma ?

No..
the real one......

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Jehovah's Witnesses

*Eternal silence*

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wakanda.

Wakanda who?

Wakanda bell do you have, it don't work

Knock knock. Who's there? Who. Who who?

That's a terrible Michael Jackson impression.

Knock knock

Who's there


What's up


What's up who??



That brown sticky thing that comes out of your ass

Knock knock. 9. Nein your business.

German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.

A knock-knock joke goes to heaven

Knock-Knock: Knock-knock

Doorman: Who's there?

Knock-Knock: Knock-knock

Doorman: Knock-knock who?

Knock-knock: Knock-knock knockin' on heaven's door

My grandfather who used to tell me knock knock jokes from since I was very little told me his last joke before he past away. This is it...

Him: Knock Knock

Me: Who’s there?

Him: Howard

Me: Howard who?

Him: Howard you like to be knocking for a change?

This joke really made me laugh and I thought I’d share it with all you.

Best knock knock joke ever..

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and...

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
A moustache.
Moustache who?
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

Knock knock

I don't care who is there. It is 2020. Stay 6 feet away as I open the door.

Knock knock

Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery

Knock knock

Who's there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel

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My grandma used to tell us this joke. She’d say, “knock knock,” we’d say, “who’s there?”

Then she’d say “I can’t remember!” and start to cry. And we’d laugh and laugh to make her feel better, but she was shit at telling jokes.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hue

Hue who?

Ah, never mind! It was a pigment of my imagination.

A knock knock joke my 7yr old came up with...

My daughter: "Knock Knock.."

Me: 'Who's There?"

My daughter: "A person who desperately needs a poo"

Me: "A person who..."

** (At this point she interupts me)**

My Daughter: blows a raspberry

Knock knock

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

THAT'S HIM, OFFICER. HE'S INFECTED!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Want." "Want who?"

"AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

Knock knock!

”Knock! Knock!”

"Who's there?"

"Ach"

"Ach who?"

"Please, go get checked"

PS - I hope this ain't done before.

KNOCK KNOCK

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Yura

Yura who?

Yura great person and i hope you have a great 2020.

Given there's a pandemic. Knock knock!

W.H.O.'s there?

Unfortunately not.

I tried to tell my dog a knock knock joke.

But he just started barking.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

No one. We’re practicing social distancing!

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

Yodel-ehee

"Yodel-ehee who?"

..

Courtesy of my niece, enjoy :)

“Knock knock”

“The door’s unlocked”

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