UPJOKE
characteristictypicalclassifiableidentifiabledistinguishinguniquedistinctrecognizablecharacteristicspeculiarvisiblevividstylizedsubtleelegant

Distinctively Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am Livid.

I ordered a silver jewelry case for my wife online.

But when it arrived someone had engraved the word "CUNT" on the back of it, I was livid.


I distinctively asked for it on the front.

Patriotism.

Being in the American military gives one the rare and distinctively American opportunity to live under a bridge that may one day be posthumously dedicated to you.

A Preacher

A preacher is making his weekly rounds to people's houses, trying to get them to convert. He reaches one home in the afternoon, and rings the doorbell. He distinctively hears someone inside, but no one comes to answer the door, so after waiting a few minutes of knocking and asking if anyone was home...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.