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Distilling Jokes

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I have invented a new method for distilling alcohol in your rectum.

It's a little unconventional butt still, it works!

Tom Cruise is making a movie about distilling moonshine during prohibition

It’s called Whisky Business

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The police knocked on the door of a small Appalachian farmhouse.

"Good evening sir. We have received a report that you have been distilling illegal moonshine!"

"Me?! Moonshining?! That is a god damn lie! Never have I been so insulted in my entire life! I've never done anything like that! These are evil rumours that somebody has spread! - And I'll tell you ...

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