Two Chinese guys break into a distillery.

One turns and says to the other,

"Is this Whiskey?"

The other one says "Yes, but not

as Whiskey as wobbing a bank,!!

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Dear Son,

Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from you...

I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it

Whiskey business.

Why is the forklift operator at the distillery you own always so nice to you?

Because it's his job to lift your spirits.

I was thinking about going into business and opening my own distillery...

But my accountant thinks that's a whiskey investment.

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It was the 4th grade teacher’s birthday and all the kids brought in presents.

The teacher was a little worried about Billy’s present though because his father owned a vodka distillery. And ask Billy ever talked about was his father’s business; how vodka was made, what made vodka the best liquor etc. So she has a bad feeling she knew what Billy’s gift would be.

Finally...

If Tom Cruise owned a liquor distillery, what would he call it?

Whiskey Business

My great-grandfather started up an underground distillery during Prohibition

It was a whiskey business

I want to start my own distillery, but i'm a bit hesitant....

it's a whisky business.

Did you hear about the allegations on the forged distillery?

Sorry, fake brews.

Who would win in a drinking game between an Irishman and a Scotsman?

The distillery.

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A boat was shipwrecked in the South Pacific, as a result...

A group of people from different nationalities found themselves stranded on a remote and beautiful island. The party consisted of:

-Two Italian men and one Italian woman

-Two French men and one French woman

-Two German men and one German woman

-Two Greek men and one Greek...

what causes arthritis?

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled ...

A joke told to me by a tour guide while in Scotland

One night, a Scottish distillery caught fire and burnt all night. One million bottles of Scotch Whiskey were destroyed and gave the fire a bright blue flame.

The next morning a local news station began interviewing the locals in a nearby village about the fire. Everyone they asked agreed tha...

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