My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.
So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head. He never saw that cumin.
Please enjoy my best ever Star Wars themed joke...
Irving was proud of his daughter Faith. She was the prettiest, smartest, most charming girl in all the Empire. And when Faith was asked to attend the Winter Gala by Conan Antonio, Irving was justifiably pleased, for Conan was a well-decorated and many-times-promoted military man of great respect....
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