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Disfigurement Jokes

I've been living with extreme poverty and disfigurement for over 40 years, but today, God finally answered my prayers!

He said no.

A man dies of a heart attack at 62 years old.

His widowed wife, after days of mourning, has to arrange the funeral service. She goes to the morgue and makes arrangements. During the detailing, she explains his last few wishes.

"He always told me, if he dies without disfigurement, he would like an open casket funeral so he would be rememb...

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