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Hypnotise Jokes

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Entertainment night at the senior home

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.

After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show -Claude the Hypnotist!



Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.



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I felt bad for the hypnotist I saw last night.

He hypnotised 7 guys, then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled "Fuck Me!"

What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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I feel sorry for the hypnotist I witnessed last night...

He hypnotised seven pro wrestlers and as he was coming round to hypnotising number eight, he drops the microphone on his foot and yells: "Fuck me!" What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life...

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