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Two Stroke Jokes

My girlfriend left me and became a motorcycle enthusiast

I guess she prefers two strokes to one stroke

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my dick and my bike's engine have a thing in common

both need two strokes to go off

A woodchopper from the Middle East is looking for a job...

The foreman said, "I don't know if this is the kind of job you want; here we chop trees." The woodchopper said, "That's precisely the sort of work I do." The foreman replied, "Okay, here's an axe—let's see how long it takes you to chop down this tree here." The woodchopper went over to the tree and...

Did you hear about the golfer who passed away?

He had two strokes over 80.

Topical Jokes (5/20)

Welcome back, everybody! We've got some more news and, thus, more jokes. Let's get started.

Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...

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