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my dick and my bike's engine have a thing in common

both need two strokes to go off

A log chopper came looking for a job in a lumber camp

The foreman said, "I don't know if this is the kind of job you want; here we chop trees." The woodchopper said, "That's precisely the sort of work I do." The foreman replied, " Okay, here's an axe-let' s see how long it takes you to chop down this tree here." The woodchopper went over to the tree a...

My girlfriend left me and became a motorcycle enthusiast

I guess she prefers two strokes to one stroke

Did you hear about the golfer who passed away?

He had two strokes over 80.

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Right off the bat, more on President Obama. Following a week of scandals, President Obama played golf with Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood. Things got a little tense when Obama had IRS agents audit...

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