Weddings by Christian denomination [super-dated but still funny]
At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a Mormon wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a United Church wedding, the minister is pregnant.
At a Unitarian wedding, the minister and her wife are both pregnant.
*Adapted poorly from a joke about Jewish denominat...
My Church accepts ALL Denominations
$1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, AND $100!
Oldie but still good...
This seems to fit here:
Some sub-par counterfeiters discovered that their latest run of bills were all $18 denominations. They realized that they couldn’t pass them off in the city so they headed out to the hinterlands to try and pass them off.
They stopped at a backwoods general stor...
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Little old lady(long)
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars." The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?"...