A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.
Jainism: You must not disturb shit
Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.
Taoism: Shit happens
Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.
Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.
Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.
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During an ecumenical assembly, a secretary rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!”
The Methodists prayed in a corner. The Baptists wondered where they could find water. The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings. The Lutherans posted a notice on the door announcing the fire was evil. The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the cost of the ...
It’s so dry in Georgia
The Baptists have started sprinkling and the Methodists are just slapping folks in the face with a wet rag.
A church in my neighborhood has started having raves every night...
They're Crystal Methodists.
What's the most popular religion for addicts?
the Crystal Methodists