A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.
Jainism: You must not disturb shit
Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.
Taoism: Shit happens
Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.
Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.
Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.
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During an ecumenical assembly, a secretary rushed in shouting, “The building is on fire!”
The Methodists prayed in a corner. The Baptists wondered where they could find water. The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings. The Lutherans posted a notice on the door announcing the fire was evil. The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the cost of the ...
A church in my neighborhood has started having raves every night...
They're Crystal Methodists.
What's the most popular religion for addicts?
the Crystal Methodists