Denominational Jokes - 5 Hilarious Denominational Jokes

I thought I’d finally written a non-denominational joke...

but when I told it to my priest, he said it didn’t make cents.

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To support a friend, I went to a non-denominational event.

As it wasn't really my thing, I sat in the back. A priest came up to me and said, "The Lord has told me, today is the day that you will walk!" A little confused, I smiled at the priest, and told him I wasn't a cripple.

A little while later, a rabbi approached me and said, "By Hashem's word, ...

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Did you hear about the non-denominational Christian who converted to Catholicism because of his Catholic wife?

He didn’t believe in sects before marriage.

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What religion were the dinosaurs?

Non de-nom nom denominational.

Sorry folks this is an original by me and so corny.

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The heretic

* xpost from /r/ELINT's ["what's your favorite denominational or interfaith joke?"](http://www.reddit.com/r/ELINT/comments/13t7sx/all_whats_your_favorite_denominational_or/)

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran ove...

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