I was in the garden section of the hardware store and some guy asked me if I wanted decking.

Luckily I got the first punch in.

Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking...

Fortunately I got the first punch in.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I'm sick of the violent society today.

Picture this: I'm there minding my own business when this scruffy kid comes up and says "Hey mister, you want decking or something?". Cheeky twat, I smacked him one straight away but I shouldn't have to, know what I mean?

Also apparently I'm now "banned from the garden centre" or some such bu...

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