A man and his son were at a bar. The man is standing near a dartboard.

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. *I am your father.*"

What has one eye, is round and is usually hung?

A dartboard.

An Irish lad just graduating school embarks on his career in business.

Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I...

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Insults

She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dunking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty!

She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

S...

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Drunk guy

A drunk walks into a bar and takes a seat. Looking down, he sees three darts laying across the bar top.
"Hey, bartender!" The drunk slurs. "Whas with th- these darts?"
"Oh", the bartender says. "It's a new promotion we're running. Whoever gets three bullseye's in a row, gets a free prize."...

I love to watch my guests throw up.

So I always put the dartboard on the ceiling.

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