Dartboard Jokes

A hard drinker walks into local bar and sees three darts laying across the bartop. "Hey, bartender!" The drunk slurs. "Whas with th- these darts?" "Oh", the bartender says. "It's a new promotion we're running. Whoever gets three bullseye's in a row wins a prize."

The drunk stands up, swaying... read more

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. *I am your father.*"

They're drinking until one of them notices something feels off. He looks at the wall, just a dartboard. He looks at the floor, lovely oak with a few scratches. He looks at the counter, someone is rubbing oils on it. He asks the man, "What're you doing?" to which the man replied, "Keeping the bar ten... read more

A dartboard.

So I always put the dartboard on the ceiling.

Found employment in a nice village. Being a bit of an introvert, took him a few months to venture into the local pub. Asked the bartender for 3 pints, and he took them back into a dark corner table, drank the 3 and left. After a few days, when he ordered his usual 3, the barkeep said "Ya know lad, I... read more