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In French we don't say 'ninety nine'...

..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'

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I am over 18

What do you call 10 dicks?

Dix

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I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me

What a bunch of DIX

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What do you call 18 wheat fields in france?

Dix-huit fields.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky change her fandom from the Packers to the Washington Redskins?

She likes Clinton-Dix

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Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player?

Ha Ha Clinton Dix

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What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common?

They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha.

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