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What do you call 10 dicks?

Dix

French Number Story

I’ve got a story for you, and it’s a douze-y! Onze upon a time, I was served a meal. I took a few bites and my stomach felt a little strange. I said,”What the heck is dix?” Then I discovered the culprit: “Neuf more huit for me! I am sept on that. I have six eating wheat a long time ago, because my h...

In French we don't say 'ninety nine'...

..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'

What do you call 18 wheat fields in france?

Dix-huit fields.

Why did Monica Lewinsky change her fandom from the Packers to the Washington Redskins?

She likes Clinton-Dix

Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player?

Ha Ha Clinton Dix

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