Why do the Hong Kong police like to show up to work early?
They like to beat the crowds.
Edit: WTF is wrong with you people? I know dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old but, 2 shiny bottle caps?? NO!! Send that money to the protesters, or groups helping them, in Hong Kong.
Edit 2: Add edit to first comment. Also he...
People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening..
It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.
Inauguration Day crowds
One more thing that Trump has that's smaller than a black guy's.
I headed out before dawn today and braved some insane crowds, to snag some Black Friday deals.
The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...
I looked out of my living room window yesterday in horror
I looked out of my living room window yesterday in horror to see a crowd gathered round a crashed motorcyclist. So I quickly put on my coat and shoes and rushed outside. Pushed through the crowds shouting “let me through, let me through!”. I finally managed to get to the front of the crow...
How does John Lennon practice playing in front of large crowds?
He imagines all the people.
A man goes to the track and bets $2 on a long shot and wins $18.
So he puts that $18 in the 2nd race and wins again $128. Again he puts it all on a long shot in the 3rd
race and again wins $770!
He keep doing this for each race, and finally on the last race he puts his entire winnings so far - $1,941,550!
The crowds are all around him watch...
Years ago at a small private zoo..
they had a gorilla that was popular with small town tourists and the local residents. Unfortunately the gorilla died of old age and the owner offered one of his employees extra pay to put on a gorilla suit in order to fool the crowds while he figured things out.
Surprisingly, it kinda work...
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