This is a traditional Scottish joke. I heard it from my dad, he heard it from his dad, and he had it shouted at him by a guy called Johnny Glue-bag
There was once a Russian wrestler with the stage name Ivan the Terrible. His name was well earned for every man who stepped into the ring with him would be killed. He had two infamous moves: the half pretzel which would cripple you for life and the full pretzel which would break your neck and kill y...
I headed out before dawn today and braved some insane crowds, to snag some Black Friday deals.
The only thing I think I scored was a case of COVID-19.
Just found- Lost Scriptures from the Book of Paul.
It is Good Friday and there are multitudes of people gathered around Mt. Calvary wailing, worshiping, and witnessing the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, now nailed to the cross atop this hill for all to see. Jesus cries out, "Paul...Paul... Paaaulll.." Paul hears this and to prove he is a good disciple...
Why do riot police wake up early?
...so they can beat the crowds
People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening..
It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.