Hercules Jokes - 11 Hilarious Hercules Jokes

Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione...

Hercules returned after his most recent adventure in the city of Molione where he defeated the demigod brothers, Eurytos and Kteatos, who were siamese twins and had the strength of 2 demigods.

At the temple, Hercules spoke to his father Zeus and asked him why he had to slay them when the gods...

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The owner of a shop, hires a new clerk.

After the owner taught him the basics of running the store, he has to run an errand.

'Could you run the store on your own for a couple of hours, Jeremy?' he asks.

'Sure thing boss!' Jeremy replied, 'don't you worry, I've got this.'

So the boss leaves for his errands, leaving you...

Everyone cheered when Hercules cleaned the Aegean Stables.

Everyone except the people living downstream.

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HERCULES: Hey Perseus, have you seen my beer?

PERSEUS: Oh, I think Achilles took it.

HERCULES: !

OEDIPUS: You called?

Why is Hercules the most suitable midwife out of all the demigods?

Because he's already been through 12 labours!

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Zeus is offering a seat in his Pantheon for the first person to complete his trials of strength.

An esteemed hero of all men approaches Olympus and thinks hey, why the hell not. If I lose I may be disappointed, but if I win I will join the legendary Gods of the Pantheon!

So he makes his way to Zeus, excited to see what is in store for him in order to prove his worth to the Gods. Along th...

Im not very good with greek mythology

Thats my Hercules Heel

Your momma so old...

Her first celebrity crush was Hercules.

Why does everyone use the expression “When Pigs Fly?”

I don’t get it... Hercules rode on his Pigasus YEARS ago!

Old airforce joke

A C-130 is being escorted by an F-16. The fighter pilot gets bored, pushes the engine and does some stunts. He loops, dives, does a few barrel rolls and has some fun.
He radioes the C-130 pilot: "How was that? Cool, huh?" C-130 pilot radioes back: "That was nothing. I can do something with my be...

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