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Soviet Meat Queue

A mixed group of Soviet Citizens are in line outside a butchers in Vitebsk, 1950.

The butcher comes out, and says:

> Comrades, due to problems with the supply structure, there is limited meat today. All Jews must leave the line.

The Jews leave the line.

Time passes....

Why did Brittany spears get called by CPS

She hit her baby one more time

So I beat my son playing chess the other day.

Oddly the CPS took him away.

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head.

Mama asked the mom group and the mom group said: Have you tried essential oils? I hear hyperactivity is a vaccine injury. I'm calling CPS.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

A 13 year old boy making headlines last week...

A 13 year old boy is making headlines by challenging a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge initially handed custody over to the boy's aunt, keeping with all the laws and regulations that state that family unity ...

Why did the pirate decide to become an EMT

He wanted to do CP-ARRRRRRR!

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