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Cp Jokes

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Soviet Meat Queue

A mixed group of Soviet Citizens are in line outside a butchers in Vitebsk, 1950.

The butcher comes out, and says:

> Comrades, due to problems with the supply structure, there is limited meat today. All Jews must leave the line.

The Jews leave the line.

Time passes....

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What do a pedophile and a Pokemon master have in common?

They both have a collection of CP

Why did the pirate decide to become an EMT

He wanted to do CP-ARRRRRRR!

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