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The CPAP machine instantly cured my sleep apnea

Can’t sleep at all with that thing on my face.

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My Dad loves his new CPAP machine

He says it’s the first time in 20 years that he’s had a blowjob every night.

I poured Red Bull into my CPAP machine...

Got a full night’s sleep in 45 minutes.

Went to my first rave last night. It was wild.

These kids act like they've never seen a CPAP machine.

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