Contradicting Coronavirus advice!

First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we’re told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and naked, leave me alone... I’m...

What did the self-contradicting junkie say to the other?

It's an Oxy, moron.

Someone told me contradicting myself is a sin…

Thank God I'm atheist

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