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Unsolicited Jokes

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What do you call an unsolicited vagina pic?

An ambush

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This guy sent me an unsolicited picture of his penis.

What a dick!

Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites

Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics

My friend is an obsessed acarologist.

I'm so tired of his unsolicited tick pics.

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I have been sending pictures of my buddy Richard to random people,

So far no one has responded to my unsolicited Dick Pics. I don't even get what the fun is supposed to be about sending these.

What surprise did the artist give to the nun?

Unsolicited diptychs

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PS5 screenshot spoiler warning is cool

If someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic and if you have not seen that dick before, it will warn you before you open the picture.

What do girl dogs hate getting?

Unsolicited stick pics

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I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night

She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic...

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Donald Trump watched the solar eclipse from the White House

President Trump was at the White House when one of his Secret Service agents spoke up.

"Mr President, the eclipse is about to happen. If you wear these glasses and look into the sky, you should see it shortly."

Donald Trump, not one for unsolicited advice, declines the glasses but none...

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